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get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 
"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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lizzysouth:

Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me

lizzysouth:

Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

flomation:

Part 5/?

Part 4: x
Part 6: x

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: ur legs r so smooth babe..

gf: that me wooden leg

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

marinashutup:

michael cera for best actor

hazardgirl:

I like how he is wildly pregnant

yet takes a pregnancy test

and is surprised by the results

then he hugs a flower

well ok

fuckinglesbian:

chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

this is really, really important

This reminds me of what I was discussing yesterday about needing bad with the good in relationships