didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

pleatedjeans:

[joy ang][follow her on tumblr]

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

myfiddleisbroken:

markperrett:

This is insanity.

CREDS: architizer:

The mind-bending sculptures of Jonty Hurwirtz   

Rejuvenation

2008 | Copper and Chrome

Kiss of Chytrid

2009-2010 | Resin, Powder and Steel

WHAT. NO.

sandwichmonsters:

Fryclops

say-shell:

thefunniestpost:

heyfunniest:

my life is complete

Hysterical!

#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET 

elliegalaxies:

#imagine pj writing a song for u <333333

thetoothofthehound:

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